| Every
year in early March, the Wisconsin Waterski Federation hosts a waterski
convention called ThinkTank. It's a convention that is set up to
mainly attract show skiers from around the midwest. Holding it in early
March while all the lakes are still frozen all but guarantees the skiers will show up. It's the show that gets everyone pumped
and ready for the upcoming season.
I had heard about ThinkTank on and off over the years,
but was never real sure what it was all about. I hadn't given it
much thought because why in the world would I want to leave the warm
confines of Texas to hang out in the frozen tundra of Wisconsin with a
bunch of show skiers. I had no interest in learning how to swivel
ski or make a pyramid. My interest has always been focused on the
3-event barefooting side of things. We ski in straight lines, not
in circles, and do deep water starts instead of step offs. And
that's the typical mind-set that 3-eventers have when they compare
themselves to show skiers, and I must admit, I'm no different.
With all that in mind, I have had the pleasure of
meeting many new people in the barefoot world since starting
BarefootCentral.com. I guess you could say I've taken my blinders
off. Last year we attended FootStock for the 1st time after
hearing about it for years. We ended up having a blast at
Footstock, and as a
result of that excellent adventure, we are partnering with Sanger Boats
as major sponsors of Footstock 2005. Our goal for 2005 is to make
sure Footstock is the largest and most exciting barefoot event held in
2005. It will surely have the biggest cash prize.
Attending Footstock also gave us a peek in the box into the
show ski world. Most of the figure-8 skiers we met were also
members of their town's local show ski team. Show skiing had
introduced them to water skiing and barefooting. They had all learned to barefoot
by stepping off skis or doing two-ski bomb-outs where they jump out of
skis onto their bare feet in a ski show. We quickly
discovered that there was a thriving show ski barefooting sub-culture
that was just as strong as the 3-event sub-culture. We were also seeing
many new members and customers to Barefoot Central coming from this side
of the sport, as well as many of them popping up at the BFC/Ski Pro Cup
Series races. So we decided we needed to take a trip to ThinkTank 2005
and see what it was all about.. A
quick call to Aaron Schoelzel and Gary Meuller and we were set.
The trip would give us
a chance to meet a large percentage of the figure-8 and show ski
community all in one place.
When I told Keith St. Onge I was going to ThinkTank,
he asked if he could tag along. He had the same interests I had
about it.
Our goal was to meet new footers, promote Footstock 2005 with Gary
Meuller and Aaron Schoelzel, and maybe help out with a few Tanks.
Keith informed me that Ron Scarpa was planning to attend as well as an
instructor for the barefoot classes. So we all coordinated our
flights to arrive at the same time and shared a ride from Milwaukee to
Oconomowoc. Oconomowoc is about 30 miles due west of Milwaukee.
Ron also brought one of his ski school assistants with
him, Shauna Marie. Shauna grew up in Wisconsin and had attended
ThinkTank many times and knew everyone in the Wisconsin Water Ski
Federation. So here we were, Keith, Ron, Shauna and myself driving
across Wisconsin looking at all the snow wondering why we left Texas and
Florida in the middle of winter. Ron kept us entertained with
stories from ThinkTank's he had attended in the past. He also had
me stop to buy some cheese curds. You can't come to the cheesehead
state without having some cheese curds.
We arrived at the Olympia Resort Friday evening, just
in time to see the doubles competition and bikini contest. In show
skiing, doubles competition is when a man and woman are skiing together
and the man is lifting the women above his head, spinning her, and
contorting into as many cool poses as possible. They can't do it
on water this time of year, so they stand on stage in their costumes and
perform their acts for the audience and a panel of judges. The
auditorium was packed with about 1500 people.
After the doubles competition, even more people pile
into the auditorium to see what they call the Fashion Show.
Several skiers, both men and women parade across the stage in new
clothing and gear for the coming year. Everyone pretty much ignores the guys and focuses their
attention on the girls as they show off their bikinis. Once
that is over, everyone heads to the bar for plenty of drinking and
karaoke.
The event is very well organized. All the
attendees are given goody bags and plenty of information where to find
things, and a schedule of events. All you have to do is look at
the schedule and find out what classes you're interested in and show up
in the rooms where the classes are being held. You can learn
everything from how to build a pyramid, how to drive, rope management,
costume planning, set design, jumping, and show ski barefooting.
The classes last all day on Saturday and half a day on Sunday.
Keith, Ron, Aaron, Eric Friedel and I teamed up to
instruct the barefoot classes. Keith, Ron and Eric handled
the "How to Barefoot" classes, and Aaron, Keith and I took on
the endurance and figure eight classes.

Keith and Ron
demonstrate the steps of a back deep start. |

Keith and Ron
demonstrate proper toe-hold position. |

A typical class size |

Keith gives a little
one-on-one instruction in the techniques of the
back deep position. Sometimes it's good to be a
barefoot instructor! |
You can also attend the vendor auditorium where you
will find booths packed with waterski equipment for sale. Lake
Elmo Sports usually has the largest booth. ThinkTank is their
biggest show of the year since they cater to the show ski market. Mike Siepel was also
there selling
Barefoot International equipment. We helped set up a the Footstock
booth with Gary Meuller, who helps promote Footstook. He runs an ad
agency and has come up with some of the most creative ads for
Footstock over the years. They had all the old ads on display in the
Footstock booth. I brought a bunch of BFC videos and had them playing on a
big monitor for all to see. Everyone was amazed with the video of Scott
Pellaton speed barefooting at 135mph. They especially liked the
crashes. Keith St. Onge and Aaron Schoelzel stopped by the booth
between classes to sign and hand out autograph cards to anyone who'd
take them. Aaron got a lot of ribbing from his friends. They
were saying he's going Hollywood on them. Everyone was having
a good time.

Checking out the
vids at the Footstock Booth |

Plenty of boats and
new gear to check out. |

The Lake Elmo booth. |

Mike Schoenke and
Keith St. Onge at the USA Waterski Booth
and Jennifer Lowe, USA-WS new Grassroots Coordinator |

Breakfast, Lunch,
and Dinner is catered in.
Good food and low prices. |
I came to quickly find out that the nickname for
ThinkTank is DrinkTank. Host an event at a plush resort
with a big bar in the middle, then invite a few hundred 21-30 year olds,
and what results is a big party. Mike Schoenke and I were
volunteered to be bouncers checking IDs. It reminded me of two
things. First, it reminded me of all the fun I had in
college. Second, it reminded me how old I am now. I'll be 40
this year, and it was really depressing seeing all these 21-23 year olds
that were born the year I graduated high school. But Mike and I
made the best of it. Flirting with all the girls and giving all
the guys a hard time. Aaron Schoelzel also pulled bouncer
duty. We initially didn't want to do it until they informed us
that we could have all the free drinks we wanted. SOLD! Video
Footage - Click Here

The bar was packed
every night. |
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Karaoke was in full
swing as Crissy Mikel looked on. |
 
Mike Schoenke and
Dan Baumgartner do their best to recruit Crissy into the ABC. |

Everyone having a
good time. |
Overall we had a great time at ThinkTank 2005.
We had dinner each night at a local pub/restaurant, caught up with what
was going on in Wisconsin & Minnesota, introduced
BarefootCentral.com, Footstock 2005, and the 2005 BFC & SkiPro Cup
Series Races to many skiers who had not heard of it. So the trip
was a success.
As my plane took off from St Paul, MN, I looked out
the window to see frozen lakes in all directions. I kept thinking
it would really suck to have all that water and not be able to ski on it
so many months each year. But I found out that the skiers in the
Midwest never take their summers for granted. They come into
Spring so charged up to ski they definitely make up for any lost time by
skiing twice as much. Many of them are so hard core and eat up
with skiing they'll spend all day busting up the ice on their lake or
river just to get a few seconds of skiing during the winter months. Click
Here All I can say to those guys is lay of the cheese
curds, they are affecting your judgment.
Thanks to Mike Schoenke, Gary Meuller, Mike Frank,
Aaron Schoelzel, Keith St Onge, Shauna Marie, and Ron Scarpa for helping
make our first trip to ThinkTank a memorable one.
Chuck Gleason
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